Facebook Addiction

I guess I must be losing it because I am addicted to facebook! I can't stop going on there. All day long I have to check to see what everyone is doing, who posted new photos, who commented on what, it's crazy! I can't control it! I even can't stand that my old friend Chad has more friends than I do. I was on for two week and he was on for like three days and already he had four times as many friends as I did. I am obsessed, literally. My friend Brian has 956 friends and I have 45. It's insane that I even know that! I think I need Facebook Anonymous!